Imagine getting a trophy, a prize, a desirable experience, and you felt great about your accomplishment, and then you go into town and see everyone else has the same trophy, and then you found out they mailed them out to everyone. That's how it feels to date a WORTHLESS PIG WHORE WHO YOU COULD HYPOTHETICALLY EAT LIKE HANNIBAL LECTER BUT YOU WON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO GENEROUS AND KIND!!

@Jazzy_Butts imagine thinking your experience is worth more because other people don’t also have it

@zombiefemboy Ok mr robot. I actually have feelings and they get hurt when I'm lied to. My "special little guy" trophy being a lie hurts my feelings. If everyone is special, no one is.