You walk up to a building, you're so scared. You ask the doorman..."Is it really true??" The doorman silently and without looking up taps a sign next to him, it said "NO BBCS". You go into the club, and it's a sliver of sanity in this insane world. Nothing but beautiful whites, no darkies to be seen, with their jagged teeth and their jutting jaws. "Wow!" you said, before a blonde walks up to you and says "Hi! You're new around here aren't you!?" and all you can do is blurt out "YOU HAVEN'T EVER TOUCHED A BBC HAVE YOU???". For a moment you think you've really stepped in it, but then she says "Don't worry!! None of us here have! We're all clean and normal! Come on! Let's dance!" And you danced the night away. That woman became your wife, and gave you 50 years of faithful bliss.