You'd had enough. You had put up with insult after insult, threat after threat, you're done being nice. You backhand the dyke with lightning speed, shattering your shackles like they were made of legos. The other controllers began shooting at you, but the bullets bounced off your impenetrable skin. They tried to club you and wrestle you, but you were like a bronze statue, unmoving, they broke themselves and their batons against you. You continued to walk to the chubby bobby hill lookin ass dyke and you say, "I don't appreciate the rudeness." and immediately in one singular movement you both grab her shoulders down while raising your knee up right into her chubby belly. She doubles over, unable to breathe momentarily. "Now, I don't like being mean, so let's teach you how to be nice, ok?" you say, as you disrobe. You see the horror in her eyes as she realizes what you're about to do. "Now, I'm not a bad guy, I mind my business..." you keep talking as you now begin disrobing her, your arms like granite, it's like she's being undressed by the Terminator, "but you lot just keep on attacking me, you keep on trying to make me into a joke because the King said no one can wear red...but red is my favorite color!" and at that moment you thrust your erect foot long member into her hairy, unkempt dyle pussy. She is crying and trembling, you do your best not to hurt her, you are after all a nice guy, and you only want to teach her how people are nice to each other, so next time she won't be so rude because she'll know what being nice is. "See? This is being nice." You whisper coldly into her ear. "Don't be...*grunt*" you finish inside her, "mean from now on, ok? Just be nice, or it means I didn't show you good enough how to be nice this time, and if I heard about that I would have to take responsibility and visit you again, can't have people thinking I'm incompetent." You dress as she lays there, traumatized and in shock. "Don't be mean, just be nice, ok!? I just like red even though the king said no, I'm not hurting anyone! Tell that guy to grow up next time, ok?" and you resume your business, you were actually on your way home for some dinner so you were not in a good mood to begin with, you're famished at this point! It's never an easy day for you, the Ultimate Ultimate.

Next time, on The Adventures of Ultimate Ultimate: Ultimate Ultimate finds himself at the mercy of a dastardly villain who calls himself The Mental Health Professional...or is it The Mental Health Professional who is at the mercy of Ultimate Ultimate!? Tune in next time to find out!