Fanfiction for The Walking Dead Season 4 Episode 4:

Carol had just spoken over Rick, and condescended his decision, which resulted in at least one more person being killed due to her actions. This is my rewrite.

Carol: Blah blah blah I'm talking over Rick I don't listen I'm a short hair cunt who takes out her repressed rage from her own trauma on helpless victims like children or the infirmed!
Rick: Shut the fuck up Carol I'm rick I'm slapping you in the face now you fucking cunt you killed two god damn people you bitch because you're a cunt now shut the fuck up

And then the two new group members who I will call crippled girl and shoulder guy come along with Rick and say

Crippled girl: Is she usually like that? All uppity and talking over people?

Shoulder guy: Yea she helped my shoulder but still what a creepy bitch

Rick: Yea I back handed her good I should have done it a long time ago you know we used to think her husband was a bad guy but turns out he was keeping this fucking monster in line

Crippeld girl: I hear that, I mean she totally fucking tried to peer pressure me into probably getting eaten by zombies I mean walkers

Rick: Hate that stupid bitch