He looked at the ground disappointedly, playing with some pebbles before throwing them to the ground and replying "you wouldn't like me though because I don't have a bbc"
There was a pause so he looked to her, she was empathetic and he was shocked to see that she actually understood, she took his face in her hands and said "I fucking hate bbcs, 1488" before giving him the most passionate and loving kiss in the history of the world. They soon became married and were monogamous until the day they both died. She was a virgin too when they married.