And God said: I am tired of the faggotry, I am tired the niggerballworshipers and the niggerballhaters
*poof* God appeared in front of the Republicans "You are filth, you disgust me, you hate porn, I made the human body, I made sex, you are insane little monkeys" *lightning blast* *poof* and then god poofs in front of all the liberals: "You are disgusting little turds, shut the fuck up when it doesn't count, and speak the fuck up when it does, you have it all backwards, you're just as bad as the others" *zap, krakow* *poof* and then God appears in front of all the centrists who don't follow politics because they're too busy living their lives, "You are truly good, you have given up on sucking the lies from their asses like farts, you are truly my children, and the world is yours now, I have killed all the filth, all the busybodies who made all your lives harder, they are gone, you are free again my children from the evil."