Long old western style ballad:

I'm sad
That fedi frens
Seem to have gone
(whip cracks)
(HIYAH!)
All my fedi frens
I love each one
(ricochet sound)
But fedi frens they make a camp
And then they break it quick
Oh fedi frens they move so fast they leave an oil slick
OH FEDI FRENS YOU SAVED ME, SOMETIMES FROM MYSELF
Oh fedi frens I miss you
This drink's for your health

(In honor of all the fedi frens who have stopped posting, they broke our hearts, but we still love them, hope you're ok wherever you are frens *drinks*)