Me: I hope no one plagerizes my text posts I wrote some real bangers over the years
Psychic gf: Name one
Me: ...
Psychic gf: Yea I thought so
Me: Shut the fuck up people liked my...post about...rights
Psychic gf: Yea that was your one hit
Me: No, they liked-
Psychic gf: What that post where you talked about your lust for old man buttholes?
Me: I AM PANSEXUAL BITCH