A MESSAGE TO THE SPINSTERS WANTING TO FLEE THE STATES AND MOVE TO CANADA:

YOU ARE WELCOME TO BECOME MY BRIDE.
YOUR RESPONSIBILITIES WOULD BE AS FOLLOWS:
-BE PLEASANT (IMPOSSIBLE)
-LET ME LICK YOUR ARMPITS (HAIRY)
-LET ME CALL YOU MOMMY (NOT IN A WEIRD WAY)

INQUIRE
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