I'm going to teach you guys how to rp since every time I try to erp with someone they suck at it.

You as Brian Griffin: Hey Meg, can we talk?
Them as Meg: *sigh* I already know, we can't be together.
You as Brian Griffin: No! Meg, I wanted to tell you I think we can make this work.
Them as Meg: Really!? What changed your mind?
You as Brian Griffin: I realized that I was wrong about you, I was being judgemental, and stupid...but I think I could really love you, so it's worth a try, right?
Them as Meg: Oh Brian! *embraces you and french kisses you which you eagerly reciprocate*
You as Brian: Oh god *kiss kiss* you are so fucking hot Meg. *french kiss tonge licking rapidly*
Them as Meg: *Puts hand on your sheeth, it feels warm and the knot is already forming inside, starts jerking you while we kiss*

Etc. Etc.
Get it together people. Get. Your shit. Together. Idk if English is a second language for you or if you had horrible schooling but come on, get it together, learn the meaning of passion and more importantly, learn the meaning of class. I'm not "telling you what" I'll "do to ya" until we've established the characters and the scene and it needs to be realistic you stupid fuck, that's what makes it hot, but you're just a chimpanzee who can't understand that.