"So you're tellin me this big white cock and this big black cock ah interchangeable??" asked the investigator, investigator Wilkes, of the penile enforcement & nullification investigation squad, or PENIS for short. "Yes! Completely interchangeable regardless of race! Proving that..." suddenly the BLACK penile specimen grew tentacles and a mouth full of fangs and lept at Investigator Wilkes with enough force it would have killed him had he not been quicker on the draw than any bbc, *BLAM*, the attacking penis nearly evaporated. "You were saying..." Wilkes muttered while he lit his cigarette. "W-whah, huh?" the scientist said, confused. "About them being interchangeable, sorry to say doc, but I think you should go back to the drawing board, there are still some pretty clear differences between black and white cocks. Ciao *the inspector blows a kiss to the scientist, despite being a large and muscular man he "plays the fag" quite well for a joke, and has even been known to crossdress... though sometimes he'll get carried away and take a rookies cock all the way up his asshole...but he's the best investigator there is, and since cocks have turned rabid he's needed now more than ever. -TO BE CONTINUED????