Guys I want you to know I haven't showered for days and just wash my asshole and crotch but otherwise can't be bothered so I've developed a strong barrier between me and damaging pathogens. They have to penetrate a layer of oil and grime to reach me. I am absolute piratecore, I am solarpunk af. My stinky ball pheromones might steal your girl jusy saying bro keep her close to you I'm not responsible for what this ball stink does to people.