Fiction/Fantasy
Claudia (Imaginary gf): Jazzy, you should get some sleep darling
Me: But babe I'm a failure...I can't even go to my sister's wedding because I'm not up to it. I don't even have a date.
Claudia: You have m-
Me: A corporeal date Claudia.
Claudia: Eh whatever
Me: I just wish people validated our relationship, you know?
Claudia: Says the guy who can't be seen with me because I'm not "corporeal".
Me: Claudia that's literally how being non corporeal works, but I get your point.