How they think I'll be when they come for me: Naked, oiled, furiously masturbating, two dildos up ass, laughing about how amazing I am, filled with joy and bliss
How I'll really be when they come for me: Dark circles under eyes, fully clothed, dick limp, kneeling on ground, listening to bach, glaring at the wall, all I say is I've been expecting you, took you long enough /vent/fantasy/fiction