God I wish I could be Gohan as a child in a relationship with Frieza and he's the bottom and I'm the top and he raises me and my dad (Goku) doesn't know for a long time but eventually when I'm older and me and Frieza have been in a secret romantic as well as sexual relationship for many years, I will come out to my father. He will be shocked and angry and say Frieza is a genocidal dictator who's evil, but what he doesn't know is that I've found the goodness in frieza and nutured it with my child innocence, and now Frieza isn't who he used to be. Eventually my dad sees that Frieza has changed, and he accepts him as my life partner. Videl is a good friend, nothing more.