@Apologist I wish I could be your personal cenobite and torture your flesh and pin you to the wall like a butterfly, if that's what you'd like. I wish I could get you to sign an unbreakable thousand year contract where I own your soul and you didn't read the fine print regarding what would happen during that time. I wish I could be your pirate psycho making you his cabin wench and then in a drunken rage one night kicking you out onto the deck for the whole crew to rape ya cause I stopped lovin ya, then I eventually rape you again because I'm a psychotic pirate and I change my mind with the tide. You like that don't you 😏