It's just so hard when I think about people not valuing my American penis the way they used to, American penises used to have cache to them, people would say wow look at that it's an American penis, but now when you pull out your American penis people just...*holds in tears*, not only do they not even care, they might even get offended, and I just don't know how....I can keep on going if this is the way it's going to be from now on forever. I need to believe American penises will be loved the world over again one day.