I want to nonsexually date minors since it's legal. Need to find a minor who has parents who give them permission to go out, and then we can go on a date without worrying about anyone getting upset. We'll go on camping trips, sportsball stadiums, nerd conventions, spa resorts, I'll be the best boyfriend, and NO SEX will occur until they're of LEGAL AGE, and that's paradise! They can't stop that! They never tell you!