It's not my fault I lost my virginity to minblowing sex with a petite qt when I was a teen and she gave me unrealistic expectations for sex because she did everything but anal and rimjobs, she grinded on it, rotated, deepthroated and licked the balls with it down her throat, but I later found out she would have eagerly rimmed me and opened her wrinkle free pink asshole if I had simply asked. At least I have that. At least I won't die a virgin, and at least I won't die having only fucked cows. Her skills bros, her skills, jesus bros, her fucking skills, I'm so suspicious she must have been a mega whore to be that good at sex, and she DID get molested and I'm guessing it was probably a regular thing but damn, if olympics had fucking/pleasuregiving she'd be in the running. And yes, that's my stupid ex who constantly gets herself raped by psychopaths because her danger radar is non functional.