My theory is that old hags who are hypersexual go mad from lack of attention when they get old, and the only ones who get turned on by them are lbs because an lb gets turned on by curvey pieces of driftwood, but in the west and in judeo based religious the old hags aren't allowed to accept the only attention left for them, the attention of budding lbs who are so desperate for humping and thrusting they'd do a big fat ugly whale. /vent/theory/not condoning illegal acts