God imagine being able to be a cop and copsplaining to people about their entire lives and how to live them for over an hour, and any time they try to get away you get more aggressive and make with the legal threats until they give in and let you go back to berating them in a fatherly manner around in circles endlessly until your shift ends, and then you just keep going, you put in for overtime, you have buddies bring you food and a bucket to shit in, call it a police emergency, that's why it's legal for you to shit in public, you have to make sure this citizen understands how to live properly even if it means they will never get to see their children again because you keep them there for the rest of their natural life, forced to listen to all your nuggets of wisdom until they die /every fascists dream