*Picks up monkeys paw*
I wish my wife was addicted to sex...
*Finger curls up*
WAIT!!!!! I DIDN'T FINISH!!! WITH ME!!!! ADDICTED TO SEX WITH ME!!!!!!
*Wife walks in*
Husband, I must tell you...I was addicted to sex, not anymore, but I was...and I had sex with everyone...but not with you.
*SCREAMS*