Reporter to worlds most successful rapist: WHAT'S YOUR TRICK TO DOING SO MANY RAPES???
Rapist: Well, first of all I gotta thank my fans, and god, none of this would be possible without them, uh, and my moms, and uh, just like, be rich and shit, and like, you can pretty much rape as much as you want
Reporter: YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST FOLKS! EARN THOSE BUCKAROOS SO YOU CAN RAPE TOO!