When I was little and learned about where babys came from I wondered if it would be possible for a gay man (I knew about adoption and gayness and transness) to go to the hospital and have a baby put in his butt with sterility even if it's a body condom, but yea, I was a weird kid, I was like "I wonder if a gay man will ever put a baby up his butt so he can give birth to it and then it'll be his baby and he'll raise it like a good normal mom except he's a dad."/confession of childhood stupidity