Stand up comedy is dead. Have to get up there and be a fucking philosopher. Fucking hate these cocksuckers. I just want it to go back to fucking knock knock jokes, apolotical, talk about just flying in and having tired arms. Tried and true. Give the people what they want damnit. Tell them you walked into a bar and said ouch. Shut the fuck up about your existential bullshit I swear to god I will beat you unconscious with your own fucking microphone/vent