The Anti who Couldn't Scream:
It was a lazy day afternoon in Lakeside. Lakeside is a town like any other, the type of town where people live their lives in peace. Lee D'man was stopping by for a fresh tank of gas and a meal. One thing Lee thought was odd was it seemed to be some kind of parent and kid day or something because the busy areas were filled with parent aged adults and kids between 7 and 13. But the more Lee thought about it, the stranger it seemed. There was no signs advertising any kind if celebration, no indicative reason for any celebrations at all, and the people he was seeing didn't seem to be celebrating per say, it seemed they were just about their business, happily. He hasn't seen such happy people just going about their business since...ever? Yes, ever. This was strange. Lee then noticed something else, all these parents are...single? No, their spouse could be elsewhere but...no, yes, each adult is with each child, there are no pairs, no whole families...Lee felt sad as he began to blame this damn country for breaking up the family, but just then he saw a 10 year old boy begun making out with his 30+ year old mother. The woman was hot, fit, big breasts, natural, or at least jiggled like they were. The boy, small for his age, but clearly a tween based on his dress and mannerisms, but this, this was not normal! Thought Lee, if only he had left it at that, a thought. But Lee got angry, he got disgusted, he did something. But not now. Lee sat with his confusion for some time. Later, he learned that this whole town was a map town, that lived in peace and had a Starbucks that was unionized. Lee went crazy though, he tried to burn the town to the ground and expose it. By the end of Lees evil plan, a few maps were wounded, thankfully they successfully protected all aams, who suffered no injuries, but Lee, his mad ass...he just couldn't let other people live, who were different from him, they gave him many chances, tried to talk him down, but he wouldn't stop trying to kill all maps and be crowned the fabled Anti-Hero, so they had to imprison him, deep in the well of the Starbucks, he lives on a platform, and until the end of his days, he must pull ropes and levers to power the Starbucks coffee maker...and they will know his final day, because it will be the day the coffee maker stops working.