I wish americans had a normal relationship with sex. I hate being anerican. We never have sex and barely make babies. "Oh but I wish I was american, you don't know how stressful it is to have an annoying family who guilts you and expects you to fulfill your gender role"....Ok yes that sounds stressful, but we die in the street like dogs because we don't have families and the state won't take care of us and we distract ourselves with shit like amiibos and vibrating rotating jack hammering dildos until 40 years goes by and the bank reposesses the house and we have nowhere to store our collectables that no one wants to buy, then they come to do battle with us and if we submit they let us become homeless and if we try and defend our lives they execute us, I guess those last two things are just capitalism, but I hate I here and I wish your foreign ass would marry my stupid american genetics into your family. /vent of a lazy neet who is addicted to 1970s vibes