Put all Christians into a nuclear reactor and turn it on
Once that's done, at random, every year, a prostitute who has misbehaved will be chosen to be sacrificed to ensure a good harvest (good prostitutes who behave will not be eligible for selection)
Also, any youths (mouthy ones who aren't little kids anymore) who misbehave get put into a pit with a lion and they have to crawl out before it kills them (none succeed)
Any olds (geezers) who order hits on people will have their limbs ripped from their body and their potato sack torso skewerd in the butthole vlad style
Any punks who follow such olds orders will have their fingers cut off so they can never hold a weapon again
/vent new world order better than the old world order