I need a BIG mommy with STRONG muscles to take care of me...because I'm getting older, and weaker, I'm not the ass kicker I once was m'dear, yes yes, the days of go go power rangering motherfuckers are, sadly, definitively passed...if you can stomach the thought of being with a "male" (I wince to even call myself that if I cannot rip a phone book in half or do a flying side kick into a standing adults face) who is becoming weak like a little boy, maybe you're the one for me, and maybe I'm the one for you 🥺🫂 p.s. you can be small mommy also, as long as you're nice that's what matters, and you can handle guns/vent