It's tragic that this generation cannot use satire ever again, because saying the exact oposite of the truth exagerated to the extream simply cannot convey the fact, we do not mean it.

OH YEs, I wAnt fAtHer to wOrk as SlAVE onLy so THE MOTher CAN LIVe far aWAY FROm HIm ON DrUgH AND With thE ChILD, THaT sHe Doesn't cArE FoR.

OH yeS, I StroNGhLY beliEve tHAt THeRE ARe 87 GenderS.

oH YES, hoMElesS peOplE Have eaSier LIFe theN ME iF tHeIr SkIn IS WhitE.

See why that doesn't work?