Damn. I went through this conversation so many times already...

: Yeah, I am on a diet.

ok, I am on a diet aswell, but it's not working.

Ha, I have lost 9kg already

Wow, how did you do that.

I eat mostly meat

Damn, that cannot be working. Have you tried......

NO. My diet is working already. I have lost 9kg.

WEIRD NPC NOISES!!!!!!!!!