@Sabex @LukeAlmighty
They fuck when he's of age

@Canadiancuckcoin @LukeAlmighty So she's still like 12 years his senior or something while he's a spotty force nerd

Come on this screaming heap of shit has to be consigned to the dustbin of history

To be fair, Darth Maul was a fucken boss and he should have been in it until the last film. He was the only thing worth watching in 9 hours of film. Fuck the boring assed trade federation and robots with emphysema

@Sabex @LukeAlmighty
Introduces memorable characters
Best battle scenes in franchise
Good character development over 3 movies
Has best main villian Palpatine and his rise to emperor shows his intrigue and how he controls everything from the background

But It isn't the original trilogy
Only reason it sucks

@Canadiancuckcoin @Sabex
But muh hero of teh tusant faces...

prequels were not a heroes jurney, so it it not a good story at all...

(I know this is a strawman, but it seriously feels this way reading the prequel haters sometimes...)

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@LukeAlmighty @Canadiancuckcoin I didn't actually say that to be fair.

You can argue that the Star Wars Trilogy was a heroic journey, but I don't see why a Star Wars film needs to follow that format.

@Sabex @LukeAlmighty I agree on that it doesn't have to be a hero journey 1-3 sets up the hero journey

@LukeAlmighty @Canadiancuckcoin By rejecting the Disney SW crap, you've become us.

There's a whole generation of people who think you're grumpy old haters, when it's not really like that, is it?

@Sabex @LukeAlmighty
Eh I'm hearing it from a lot of different people that the new SW crap is bad

@Canadiancuckcoin @LukeAlmighty It is. I haven't seen much but what I have seen was horrible.

@Sabex @LukeAlmighty
I gave them all I fair going saw the 2nd new trilogy one in the theater it had its moments but few and far between plus the forced romance is dumb as shit

@Sabex @LukeAlmighty
Like they are just forgetable there's a lot of qoutable lines from the org trilogy plus prequels but new trilogy ? Nah nothing

@Canadiancuckcoin @LukeAlmighty Agreed. They're cookie cutter capeshit films made by people who don't understand Star Wars basically

@Canadiancuckcoin @LukeAlmighty I did kind of address that in my last post.

Darth Maul was badass
Nobody cares about the senate
Nobody cares about the trade federation
The final scene in the last film had me laughing my head off with old Emo Anakin with all his arms and legs cut off
Natalie Portman can't act*
Fuck Rasta Frog
The only reason you'd like these films is if you were 8 and wished you were a pod racer
Watching old scots lad do a very good Alec Guinness impersonation was fun for a bit

@Sabex @LukeAlmighty
I did watch it when I was 8 but I rewatched it recently and I think I like 3 more now. Plus Natalie Portman doesn't have to be good at acting I thought
Nobody cares about the Senate that's why it focuses on Palpatine
Nobody cares about the trade federation that's why there a pawn in Palpatines plan
Anakin was edgy but what young aniexty teenager isn't?
Rasta frog literally has shit for screen time compareitve
So fuck Jabba to he was some fat alien

@Canadiancuckcoin @LukeAlmighty

Boom. Same as me. I bet you had anime stars in your eyes just like I did when I first watched Star Wars at (I'd guess) 5.

You enjoy what you enjoy. Don't let me piss on your chips

@Sabex @Canadiancuckcoin
Although, I disagree with you strongly, I have to hand it to you.

If you're willing to accept holiday special and Evok movies, then you have some strong principles.

@LukeAlmighty @Canadiancuckcoin I think my problem with the First Three Films that Shall Not Be Named is that I was so sorely, sorely disappointed.

Lucas phoned them in. I don't care about the acting, you don't watch Star Wars for that. The story was written by committee.

They should have made Rasta Frog the Sith mastermind behind it all, as rumours suggested they were going to. I'd have forgiven them everything. That would have made sitting through every scene with him in it worth it.

@Sabex @LukeAlmighty
Why do rumors matter they literally have the rise of the best villian and probably the most cunning Sith Lord ever known Lucas didn't phone them in
You don't watch movies for acting wtf is that about? And the story was written by a committee the screen play was written by two people George Lucas
Jonathan Hales

@Canadiancuckcoin @LukeAlmighty George Lucas, Jonathan Hales, and the whole production team

If that wasn't the case, Lucas has some 'splainin to do

@Sabex @Canadiancuckcoin
I know he is anoying... (Movie JarJar is nothing compared to Clone Wars JarJar at that)

but is he really worth ignoring such a great story?

@LukeAlmighty @Canadiancuckcoin The story's the worst bit