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See a boy with blue hair... Why do I have a feeling they will abuse the hell out of him???
10 minutes later, he's already prepared to die in a gunfight
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Oh shit.... I just realized that was supposed to be a girl... 
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THEY FUCKING STOLE A JOKE FROM DEADPOOL...
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Ok... This scene pisses me the hell off. They make a HUGE deal about the fact that they need a jet for a task, that would be absolutelly impossible to do with a jet, while they complain that they got the PERFECT tool for the job...
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Aaaand the main characters just murdered several hundreds of people... What a great people...
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Ok... This was a GREAT joke... followed by wahmen being incapable of taking responsibility for their decision...
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And they stole robocop plottwist XD
Except the plot is so bad, it could be solved by Natasha holding breath for a moment... Or she could just shoot from further then 50cm..
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Ok, this line is too dumb even for spinsters to believe
"using the only natural resource the world has too much. Girls"
You mean the one natural resource that wars were fought over? The one narural resource that dictates size of next generation? The res... FUCK OFF MOVIE!!!
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I am speachless....
She facepalmed so hard, the damaged her own brain without flinching... FOR NOTHING XD 
God, This movie is stupid.
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And as always, the movie completelly ignores the rules.
Here we go 
Smell makes widows incapable of violence. The smell is in the room, Black widow is immune, and surounded by 10 others... Are they going to hug her to death? Of course not... A fight insues... Because FUCK LOGIC!!!
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I love the fact, that MCU totally deflates the value of a superhero in every single movie... It went from "being a god" to "being trained for 10 yeats by a russain"...
Black widow is now 100 percent average and replecable.
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So, even for people who do not plan on seing this movie, skip first 3/4 and jump into the most antisemitic joke I ever saw about a stinking jew... I truly wish I was making this up...
Black widow, final thoughts
Final thoughts:
Task master was amazing... Too amazing in fact, so I am not sure just what they plan on doing with being as strong as some of the pest superheroes combined...
I never felt such a need to shout "Fuck off movie" at the screen as often.
And finally:
This is the most antisemitic movie I ever saw. Not joking, George Soros himself plays a role of a Jew ruling the world from shadows by abducting and mutalating childers... I am not making this shit up