I am so bad at my job 
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No, I love it.
That is the problem. I love my job, and am surprised they hadn't fired me months ago...
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Software tester
@bot
Nah, it's just the psychological anuse of any preemptive job.
I don't find anything -> I am useless.
I find anything -> All I'm doing is slowing down the development. + I am working on a broken produkt -> I am useless.
So, I hope you can see the dilema.
@LukeAlmighty @bot that's how software QA works.
Everyone hates you. There's no win. Management will be upset that you're slowing development, devs hate your tests, find too many bugs you're a pedantic asshole, find too little "what am I paying you for?!"
The only thanks you get a swirly at best.
Deal.
Doing your own development and QA at the same is an order of magnitude more shitty.
@sloppyhog @bot
But yeah...
Try bothering a dev who is 3 times as talented as you, that he left a white pixel in icon instead of transparent one... 
@LukeAlmighty @bot that's easy. Be 3x larger then this person and have full on crazy eyes. Sweating curry also helps.