@Draven
While walking upstairs, your bones break due to lack of minerals. FDA is still investigating this issue, but they cannot find any recent change in healthcare or nurticion, that could have caused this global issue.
After 4 hours, solar powered ambulance arrives, and takes you to a hospital 2km away. After a long 4 hour jurney you are taken to ICU, where they inject you with short term painkillers (one dose effective for 2 weeks, and results only with "slight withdrawal"), and a bit of estrogen, since newest research implies, tbat since women live longer, estrogen might be the source of their health.
7 crystals from nigerian priests have been placed around your bed. Your recovery seems to be ensured, sonce noone realy needs more then 3 crystals.
@LukeAlmighty - you should write a book (if you haven't already!)
