Someone just wrote at work, that they have a headache after the vax...
It is hard to describe how much I wanted to write: Nah, that's just a conspiracy theory, your head is ok. Now get back to work.
@kennyg
The jab is safe!! Do you want to kill a grandma?
@LukeAlmighty many grandmas and grandpas die of Covid because vaccines are not available in poorer countries
@kennyg
ok...
I am not sure if you noticed, but I was joking.
I am tired of serious jab debate, and time for that has been over for 12 months now...
so enjoy your day.
@kennyg
And I'm doing my part. I am willing to wait till every Indian grandma is waxed... 
@LukeAlmighty I won't try to convince you to leave the Pro-Covid-Mindset. Have a nice day.
@kennyg
And I am sure you already considered the jab being used to push tyrany.
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@LukeAlmighty you know that's a regular and common side effect, right?
@adidal
Nah, that's just a conspiracy theory, your head is ok. Now get back to work.
@LukeAlmighty ...
as you may be aware, having a headache is better than dying of covid complications 😂
@adidal And you are aware that vaccine went from "100 percent safe and vuluntary" to "it can cause heart attacks and you will get fired if you don't get it" in 1 year.
So, I hope you understand why I don't like where this trend is going. And yes, I would rather risk 0,05 percent chance of covid complications then a tyranical government.
@LukeAlmighty damn its #SchizopostingWednesday already?
@adidal
If you don't care for my anwser, then don't ask the fucking question.
@adidal >having a memory span longer than a goldfish’s is “schizoposting”
Fuck off, faggot.
@NEETzsche @LukeAlmighty there are federal agents outside your house
@adidal @NEETzsche
And there are niggers inside yours.
@adidal
I do not know how to tell you this, but the lab results just came in, and it's not pretty. You are suffering from Life. There is no known cure and it is terminal. You have something between 1 second and 60 years left till you die.
Now with the obvious joke out of the way, I want you to know... Not just on theoretical level, but deep down, that no matter what you do, soon, you will no longer exist.
With that crusial point out of the way, what do you think you have left? 60 years? Sounds reasonable if there won't be any wars or dumb accidents.
Younger years will be more important, since you can enjoy them better, they do not contain as much pain and are genuinelly less demanding on your health to survive, but let's ignore that part for now.
So, here I will use some of secret JEWISH MAGIC. Put on your huwite man's shoes because this might turn your world upside down. I will use STATISTICS.
What is the covid death rate? 0.03 percent for your age group? Ok... That means, that if 3000 of you in paralel dimensions caught covid, one of them died. We can also shorten it, that if you cought covid, 0,03 percent of your life is statistically gone.
Now for a second question. How long have we been in lockdowns? 2 years? ok...
In your 60 years of life remaining, 2 years equal to 3,3 percent. Lockdown with 100 percent certainty stole 2 years of your life already, and the lockdowns are still not over.
So, if we compare how much of your actual life was stolen by the lockdown to what part of your statistical life was stolen by covid, you get, that lockdown had already been 100 times deadlier then covid.
So shut the fuck up, and go hug your grandma NOW!!! Because if you wait for the cure, you might find, that you waited for her inevitable death instead. Go out. Enjoy your life. And do not allow others to blackmail you out of the few days you actually still have.
@LukeAlmighty What are you talking about? Headache is typical sideeffect.