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HEY YOU 
YES YOU 
Do me a favor.
Go to an interview. For some fancy job.
Jump through ALL THE HOOPS, and after that, ask how much do they pay. And when they say it... Tell them "No deal" straight to theitr face.
You will see a look that you have never seen in your life. Some of these people never believed that you saying no is even an option. 
@LukeAlmighty I did this but at the apple store after asking an employee to take me through the set up for an iPad.
#sayNOtotheEULA