Shit, I have to complete throw out my raison d'être because of a movie I watched when I was five years old. Also, the Empire was completely vindicated with the Yuuzhan Vong invasion.

@LouisConde NOOOOO DISNEY SAID YUUZHAN VONG DIDN'T HAPPEN

@Remi Doubling down and insisting that your head canon matters more to you than Disney's corporate pronouncements enrages them like no other.
>"Nah bro, Luke had a hot redhead wife that he knocked up. Fucking based!"
>"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MARA JADE ISN'T CANONICAL ANYMORE! STOOOOOOOOP!"