THIS IS A MESSAGE TO ALL AGENTS ON THE TL
I AM WILLING TO COMMIT A SHOOTING, BOMBING OR ANY OTHER FORM OF HATE CRIME
I CAN BE TRUSTED WITH FIREARMS, ARMOR, EXPLOSIVES AND SENSITIVE INFORMATION
I REPEAT
I AM WILLING TO COMMIT A TERROR ATTACK FOR THE SATANIC PEDOPHILE ONE WORLD GOVERNMENT
I CAN BE TRUSTED WITH HIGH-CALIBER FIREARMS, HIGH-YIELD EXPLOSIVES, COMBAT DRUGS AND SENSITIVE DATA
I WILL NOT BETRAY YOU

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