Microsoft be like:
There has been a suspicious activity. We locked your account.
Bruh, I am barely tolerating your shit when it comes as far as to copy-paste the key when activating windows. That account means NOTHING to me. Stop your self-ritcheous bullshit, and let me log in, so I can click one button, and forget you exist for anodher 20 months.
@LukeAlmighty I remember when playing the masterchief collection they locked my account and demanded a phone number to unlock it
@LukeAlmighty @neet what've they produced since XP that was even nice to use?
@LukeAlmighty you mean installing more spyware on the consumer isn't development? 
@neet
Funny.
I never thought about it, but it's seriously getting hard to think of microsoft as "developers", when both of their important products are essentially 20 years old. (Windows and Excel)