I had almost forgorltten, that my step-mom is a complete psychopath.
She spends 15 minutes shouting at me because of some broken lighter. I bring her another one, and she gets even more furious, because I dared to solve the issue.
She had been doing nothing but shouting the entire fucking day. I would love to send her to psych evaluation, but I know, that the moment any reasonable person sees her for more then 10 minutes, she would end up locked up for the rest of her life.
I begged her months ago to not do anything stressful during the holidays.
Nah, she spends all day cooking, and shouting at everyone around her, because cooking isn't going as planned, EVEN THOUGH, I DON'T WANT HER TO DO IT FFS!!! 
I even told her, that I ain't going to eat that blood soaked sweets, if it makes her shout at everyone the whole day for weeks on end, but she doesn't care, because "Christmas without sweets is bad"
How about Christmas without shouting?
@Jens_Rasmussen
Figurative "blood soaked"
If you heard the shouting and stress in here, you would fully understand.
What the fuck?