> Be me
> Goes on date.
> We're eating dinner
> Girl mentions she makes tik-tok videos
> I excuse myself to use the bathroom
> I go through the kitchen and exit out into the back alley
> Heading home, she calls me. I block her number.
> Goes on date.
> We're eating dinner
> Girl mentions she makes tik-tok videos
> I excuse myself to use the bathroom
> I go through the kitchen and exit out into the back alley
> Heading home, she calls me. I block her number.
@curiousthinker
ouch.
Find woman without tiktok challenge (impossible)
tho if you find a chick on the fedi...
all I can say is W
ouch.
Find woman without tiktok challenge (impossible)
tho if you find a chick on the fedi...
all I can say is W
@theorytoe
> find a chick on the fedi
Long distance relationships don't work, and most women on the fedi are too guarded because of creeps, they're just here to shitpost and they are rarely attractive.
> find a chick on the fedi
Long distance relationships don't work, and most women on the fedi are too guarded because of creeps, they're just here to shitpost and they are rarely attractive.
@curiousthinker@rojogato.com
@theorytoe@ak.kyaruc.moe no, there are plenty of women here and I was "dating" one and I loved her but I have nothing else to say rather than long distance blows.
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@sarvo @theorytoe @curiousthinker
> Plenty of women
The closest one is 400km away, and knows I like abs. 
@LukeAlmighty @sarvo @theorytoe
The chances of a girl on the fedi living locally to me higher than a million in one. Even if there was one, would most likely be a middle aged roastie or a MAGA grandma on noagendasocial.
The chances of a girl on the fedi living locally to me higher than a million in one. Even if there was one, would most likely be a middle aged roastie or a MAGA grandma on noagendasocial.
@curiousthinker @LukeAlmighty @sarvo
They are zero for me. I have no chance
@theorytoe @LukeAlmighty @sarvo
Akshully, since @splitshockvirus is too scared, here's an opportunity for you
https://rojogato.com/notice/AQkKqDsVxAJQiA3rCy
Akshully, since @splitshockvirus is too scared, here's an opportunity for you
https://rojogato.com/notice/AQkKqDsVxAJQiA3rCy
スプリットショックウイルス †
@curiousthinker @LukeAlmighty @splitshockvirus @sarvo
bro im kinda retarded with guns tbh
my bran just go pew pew
bro im kinda retarded with guns tbh
my bran just go pew pew
@theorytoe @LukeAlmighty @splitshockvirus @sarvo
Fake it until you make, she's cute af, and that video was only recorded 4 months ago and she has no wedding ring. Do you have any game or what? They are not going to just fall in your lap. I actually have a girl I'm talking to right now that I work with. I'm just kinda taking it slow, because I can't tell if she digs me or not or if she's just shy, she sends me mixed signals 😩
Fake it until you make, she's cute af, and that video was only recorded 4 months ago and she has no wedding ring. Do you have any game or what? They are not going to just fall in your lap. I actually have a girl I'm talking to right now that I work with. I'm just kinda taking it slow, because I can't tell if she digs me or not or if she's just shy, she sends me mixed signals 😩
>The closest one is 400km away
I have a hard time believing this