@LukeAlmighty You object to him being old, but not to him being a Jew?
@Ricotta
I object to him being an university administrator. If your jib is to facilitate wasting youth and ruining the formation of families, you are a criminal no matter what religion caused you to take the job.
@Ricotta
And also, he's a jew, but at that point, we're splitting hairs.
@LukeAlmighty Jew is by far the biggest objection. I'd reject any Jew even if they were a 19 year old female xenobiologist with top-class birthing hips.
@Ricotta
Well, I know what you mean...
But if she did cause any trouble, don't worry. We took the racist armed police officer with excessive force use habit for a reason.
Before we land, you wold believe she grew up in a muslim community.
@LukeAlmighty May as well bring a well behaved termite on a wooden boat.
@Ricotta
60 year old?
That guy will be 85 before the rocket lands.
Vegetarian? That is just insane. We're going to re-build the entire food sector of rocket, and invest billions for one guy?
I know this entire list is meant to be a trap, but these choises are just obvious.