“you’re living in the best time in human history!”
“k”
“just think, you have iphones! You can see UNLIMITED BOOBS”
“huh”
“come on, just please got to work? We really need you!”
“eh….”
“What happened? You used to be so gifted. Where did all that talent go?!?!”
“heh.”
@PvtProperty Everyone else gets told: “sweetie, you do YOU!. Whatever you want it life, you go out and geddit! You don’t owe nobody nothin’!!!“
White guys get “okay bucko I know it seems a little unfair, but you have to sack up and do the needful! People rely on you! You have to be a good person, and being a good person means hopping up on that sacrificial altar and lighting yourself aflame for the comfort of all these people!“
But when is it their turn? Why am I the only one on altar duty?
“Well, no….they don’t have to take a turn on the altar, their ancestors already did before you, so uh…its your turn for um….unlimited turns. “
BealtaineGoat @Eiregoat @PvtProperty “wait, why do all the brown people’s social contracts have a copyright of 2023? And why is theirs only one page? MIne is seventeen!”
“oh, you get the 1954 contract with some amendments.”
“this just looks like I retain all the 1954 duties, but all the rewards and accommodations are crossed out to say either “at roastie’s discretion“ or “With Jewish Approval”…..this doesn’t seem fair”
“well buddy LIFE isn’t fair. You don’t wanna be some kind of pussy, huh?”
New guns suck
Old guns are too expensive
New games suck
Old games are old
Women invent New and novel ways to suck every couple years or so
Anything worth having is too expensive or impossible to find
Anything you can get is shitty or actively ruined by people that hate you
@mkultra @Eiregoat @PvtProperty @WashedOutGundamPilot
I actually don't see it this way.
everything worth having I already have. With the exception of 3 points.
House
Field
Family
The first 3 from that list are beyond the reach, so I can just enjoy the games, beer and infinite supply of AI porn, until one of the above will seem at least feasible.
