@Kronometri "My name is Joe Biden. I'm doctor Jill Biden's husband, and I ate Jeni's ice cream. Chocolate chip. I came down because I heard there was chocolate chip ice cream."
@LukeAlmighty@Kronometri “You know, I’ve told my daughters, granddaughters from the time they got old enough to understand what I was saying—and I mean it: There’s not a single thing a man can do that a woman can’t do as well or better. Not a single thing.”