@mia
Go to cinema:
My experience
- Bad volume mix
- Anoying people around
- Non-ideal watching angle
- Smell
- Bad and expensive food
- That one alcoholic
- Cannot pause
- 15 minutes of adverts

Pirate:
- No ads
- Can pause
- Food is great
- Only people in room are the ones I want
- Smell
- Volume is correct
- Perfect angle

Gee, I wonder why do people preffer piracy.