I still cannot get over the fact, that I went from a school system's:

Oh, you're telling me, that you're sick? During finals? Bullshit!!! Noone gets sick during the finals. Now get your black death ass here before I ruin your entire future.

To a work's:
I don't feel good bro... Gotta bro. Get well soon bro...

It's such an uncanny difference.