A gorillion emails from hr
>Paul I see you have a cyber security awareness lesson pending from Monday, be sure you get on it
>Don't forget the discrimination and sexual harassment training due by end of year!
>Did you know we have mental health seminars and resources available
>Keep your computer up to date with important updates to Microsoft teams!
I am trying to do the work that actually keeps the corp functional you whore
>Paul I see you have a cyber security awareness lesson pending from Monday, be sure you get on it
>Don't forget the discrimination and sexual harassment training due by end of year!
>Did you know we have mental health seminars and resources available
>Keep your computer up to date with important updates to Microsoft teams!
I am trying to do the work that actually keeps the corp functional you whore
@Paultron Hello, yes, we need you to do your ladder and fire extinguisher safety training. It will only take a minute.
*30 minutes later*
There are 10 distinct classes of fire extinguisher, with some overlap. Each class has its own symbol, which you must memorize. Then there is the rare, exotic underwater fire extinguisher that has a golden aura surrounding it and is only used in very special scenarios, which you also need to know for some reason
*30 minutes later*
There are 10 distinct classes of fire extinguisher, with some overlap. Each class has its own symbol, which you must memorize. Then there is the rare, exotic underwater fire extinguisher that has a golden aura surrounding it and is only used in very special scenarios, which you also need to know for some reason
