When you realize, that your entire life is fuckied, only because your mother used to send you e-mail curses every single week, and now, you have mere 1286 years of bad luck left.
@LukeAlmighty e-mail curses?
Has witchcraft gone digital?
Has witchcraft gone digital?
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@Jens_Rasmussen
> "send this e-mail to 5 other people, or you get 10 years of bad luck"
@Jens_Rasmussen
Me too. Obviously. That's why I have so much bad luck 
>"Share this or [bad thing]"