@monsterislandcolonizer Dude is happy with a PB&J everyday, woman still has to go out of her way to fuck that up out of spite. Uses it for reddit clout behind his back.
@SuhDude Nah this is funny and cute
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It's cute, until you realize, that the person you care about the most in your life is making you bad food on purpose just to make you feel like a fool.
@LukeAlmighty @SuhDude No it's still cute. "I'm going to make his sandwich with sugar free jelly and tell him I made it with anger instead of love" is adorable.
Its cute because in the most spiteful moment she has she uses a healthier food to gaslight him into thinking her mood effects how a sandwich comes out.
@Dudebro @monsterislandcolonizer @LukeAlmighty I pee on the toilet seat and tell her my dick doesn't piss right when I'm mad at her
@Dudebro @LukeAlmighty @SuhDude This MF doesn't even know what's in his refrigerator and people are dogging on his wife for her goofy revenge
@monsterislandcolonizer @Dudebro @LukeAlmighty She doesn't know what type of oil goes in her car either
@SuhDude @Dudebro @LukeAlmighty >man doesn't know what's in the fridge
>woman doesn't know oil is in her car
That's called "a good marriage"
>woman doesn't know oil is in her car
That's called "a good marriage"
@monsterislandcolonizer @Dudebro @LukeAlmighty Now that I think of it, would be pretty cute if he swapped her oil when he got shitty sandwiches
@monsterislandcolonizer @SuhDude @Dudebro @LukeAlmighty Fuck, you reminded me I don't have any food in my fridge!
Wife who does all of the work in the refrigerator 
